Concept of Humour

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2006-10-16T01:46:00.000-07:00

Hah! You thought the Grammar Girls were finished for good didn't you? Well as long as there are people we know who misuse, overuse, or don't use any kind of punctuation and the like, we will be there to make a comic starring them. So get your asses in gear people, or you're next...

This one's for 'ol Tommy Boy. Hopefully it will give him the confidence to start saying things with some indignation.

Get the boy some Midol, stat.

2006-10-14T19:09:00.000-07:00

No matter how much it seems that way, psychological problems aren't funny most of the time.

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The more you know

Almost as much as From Justin To Kelly.

2006-10-04T19:25:00.000-07:00

Hey y'all. Sorry to be so cruel (well, not really) but you folks have gone so far downhill that you're at the bottom of the Aleutian Trench. So instead of throwing a life preserver, we thought we'd kick you while you're down. (Way, way, way, way down.) It's just more fun that way.

Jake Gyllanhaal drunk at the pre-oscars

2006-03-08T00:38:00.000-08:00

as he hilariously ruins Ang Lee's pictures. I love this boy.

The last one, as David, pointed out, is awfully reminiscent of Tom in this pic

And this....this picture is perfect.

Haiku is a hoot

2006-02-24T23:26:00.000-08:00

Now here is the story of a girl named Jessie. Told completely in haiku, of course. I guess the whole 'limerick' thing is already taken. So enjoy this comic, it has murder in it. And rhyming. And Brokeback references, just for you Tom! So that's about it. Yes. I'm going to stop typing now. Nnnnnnow.

Now.
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An exerpt from right now:
*poot*
Alison: Ew, jess. Why? GOOD GOD.
Jess: What? Hugh Laurie does it.
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Nnnnnnow.

The Tale of Alison Ross

2006-02-22T00:17:00.000-08:00

Ok, this is the start of my new limerick series. Keep an eye out...I may do one on you....or you....OR YOU. The song that we are singing in the 5th panel is Tyra's body-shakin' hit "Move ya boday". Well I'm assuming that's the title anyways. It's a sweet song, we'll sing it to you sometime.

In the immortal words of Vincent Gallo:

2006-02-21T00:23:00.000-08:00

"I don't trust or love anyone. Because people are so creepy. Creepy creepy creeps. Creeping around. Creeping here and creeping there. Creeping everywhere. Crippity crappity creepies."

And who am I but just a person? I can't help these emotions that grow inside of me, struggling to burst forth and stalk attractive older men. And besides, I don't have a problem, I can quit any time I want!
...I just don't want to quit.

We're still here!

2006-02-11T03:01:00.000-08:00

Concept of Humour is back with avengance, .and snazzy new haircuts. Haven't had a lot of ideas lately, what with the non-making fun of theory thing we have now. Most of our creative energy has been devoted to more important things such as....well you'll see when we're famous, won't you? Even though it's Alison's turn, I just couldn't pass up making this little gem which ACTUALLY happened during the trivia before the movie. It really was the perfect moment.

A friendly reminder

2006-01-10T12:24:00.000-08:00

I really cannot change this font. I tried, but it just switches right back to Arial Small. Some people may think i'm pretending I can't change it so I have something to write here, and it is true that if this font were able to be changed back to Times New Roman I would have no idea what to say,thus making this whole situation kind of suspicious, but it's not the case. I swear. It just won't let me change it back.

This is what we actually meant.

2006-01-08T22:07:00.000-08:00

Oh! You thought?...No! That's so dirty. I just want to show my respect for a person's expressive art form because I appreciate the good work that they do. Y'all need to get your minds out of the proverbial gutter.

...But I'd still totally do House.

(Yeah, you heard me.)

The Killing of Kovier PART TWO.

2006-01-06T13:39:00.000-08:00

This is it folks, the last comic of the series and probably one of the last involving any member of T.O.P. Unless they piss us off an exceptional amount. We've grown tired of them as we have clearly soared above and beyond any type of fame they could ever have dreamed of. Oh, and Captain Bring-down got cancer and died. The end.(Congratulations, Frank, you win.)

The ironing is delicious

2006-01-04T20:02:00.000-08:00

Here is a new comic. Sorry I haven't posted in so long, but there's a lot more to do at home, whereas at school it's pretty much just me and Algernon Algerigar III, or as he's known in most circles, my computer. Thus, a new comic, and we will be ending our series in the next comic or so. Also, Hugh Laurie. Thank you and goodnight.

The killing of Kovier PART ONE

2005-12-26T02:23:00.000-08:00

Sorry for the lack of updates, adoring fans (hi tom), I have been very fatigued lately thanks to extra hours at the Wal-Mart. Once boxing day week is over we'll get back to business. As for Alison...I don't know what her excuse is. I think it's exams. Anyways this special fella gets two parts...will him and his magnet crotch (metaphorically) continue to take over the world of women or will SOMETHING happen in the next comic to completely and utterly strip him of his sexual appeal...you shall see. Merry Christmas!

And then there were still 3

2005-12-22T21:45:00.000-08:00

So here's the next installment starring Totally Tired. I mean, Totally Tyler. Maybe we should all add adjectives to our names. Y'all can now call us "Awesomely Alison" and "Jammin' Jess.' Except not. Ha, just kiddin' good buddy. Who I barely know. Look, anyways, this whole series is almost over, so enjoy the last installments and whatever. Whatever, okay? Just, whatever. CHRISTMAS!!!!

Yeah, I went there.

2005-12-15T22:03:00.000-08:00

Hey y'all! Here's a comic that's unrelated to our comic avengers story-arc, but I hope you enjoy it all the same. We be workin' it here at Concept of Humour to kill off Theory, so look forward to that. All five of you who read these. Aaaaaaaand I'm out.

do the robot....OR ELSE.

2005-12-14T20:44:00.000-08:00

Soft rock is the new techno, y'all. (Alison: Hey, you're taking my y'all!)

Another one bites the dust.

2005-12-13T14:14:00.000-08:00

It was so difficult to kill off dear David, but the world needs to be scarce of the comic avengers if the terribly witty twosome are ever going to spread their brand of unfunny sarcasm about. Au revoir, PUNisher, it's been nice...throwing you.
Cue evil laughter.

The Aftermath

2005-12-12T00:14:00.000-08:00

The aftermath of Mr. Pretentious's extremely timely death.

And then there were 4.

2005-12-08T20:39:00.000-08:00

Now Mike, I do think your stubble is a good effort and certainly worthy to join at the very least the Satisfactory Stubble Society, but for all intents and purposes we have to pretend that its worse that it actually is to make the comic work. So this comic isn't meant to offend THAT part of you. Anyways, enjoy.

The world is safe once more!

2005-12-08T00:25:00.000-08:00

They're daring, they're dashing, they're utterly stupendous, and here they are in their first adventure ever. I introduce to you for the first time ever, Mr. Pretentious, the PUNisher, Captain Bring-Down, Doctor Sex Appeal, and Boy New-Guy

May you enjoy their many adventures to come...

Comment Moderation is off now...We don't even know how that happened, but it did reveal the little known secret that you guys are kind of whiny.

And yes...This does mean war.

No offense y'all 2.0

2005-12-07T00:11:00.000-08:00

Come on guys! Get some spirit, hold your heads high, draw some stick people! Here are some harmless and constructive criticisms. We wholeheartedly hope that you enjoy them. Also, remember this: #1 is the most important of them all. Use it well.

Jess goes to "Walk The Line"

2005-12-05T17:22:00.000-08:00

True Story

(Alison where the hell are you?! )

The dangers of having fat fingers

2005-12-01T20:25:00.000-08:00

The opening panel is sung to "Get Another Boyfriend" By the Backstreet Boys. And a cookie to anyone who can guess who this villain is based on! Even though I already gave the first two letters of the name away. Oh fine, It's Kristie (Holla Kristie! Don't make me come out there and chop those hands off! Hahaha, I keed, I keed. But seriously, fix those typos.)

Wave of the future.

2005-11-29T23:13:00.000-08:00

As much as it pains me to say this, not all battles can be won with good grammar. Some need an entirely different method altogether. WHOOOOORGGGCCCHHKKK

And I'm well aware there's a typo or two, and I'm not fixing them, so don't even bother mentioning it.

....fuckers.

The girls battle Mistress Run-On

2005-11-28T01:34:00.000-08:00

Here's the next installment to the..ah...i'm tired and I never know what to put here so i'm just going to go to bed and maybe do this this part later.

The importance of good grammar.

2005-11-25T20:11:00.000-08:00

I wish this were a true story y'all. Oh well. Ah, to live the superhero life.

douchedad

2005-11-24T13:12:00.000-08:00

You can't make this shit up, people.. Any time I post a comic about my family it's something that actually happened...such as this little ditty. The last panel happened at a different time but I thought I would throw it in just so you can see....*shudder* And yes, I did. Or I would have been late for work.

Brand New Sound Sensation.

2005-11-22T17:50:00.000-08:00

Y'all, this is could be crazy bitching. We'd give Britney Spears a run for her massive amounts of money, in the geekiest way possible. Opening lyrics are sung to "Get Another Boyfriend" by the one, the only, BSB. And did you hear the 411? Lance Bass has really let himself go. What is he thinking with those two-tone highlights. Oh Well, I bet JC would still tap that.

My kind of party

2005-11-21T20:29:00.000-08:00

This seriously happened. Minus the group of boys overhearing us say "Houseparty" and coming to my house even though i didn't say when and where it was and realizing the awful truth. It all happened.

Things that should have been said.

2005-11-20T16:19:00.000-08:00

Just this past weekend, my associate and I went on an outing to see Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. As expected, it was truly, truly bitching. Here are the things that we later realized should have been said, because saying things at inappropriate times is most fulfulling.

That's good TV

2005-11-17T22:33:00.000-08:00

I don't know if Alison is posting a comic today...and I haven't in a while, so here we go. It's kind of a dual effort because the ending was Alison's idea. It's a homage to the greatest reality TV show on the face of the earth, America's Next Top Model! Here's what would probably happen if Alison and I were to participate (as the token short and token plus sized...combined.) It's alot funnier if you have actually seen the show. Actually it's probably only funny if you have.

Jess, Alison, and Kristie Visit the School Part Three

2005-11-16T17:30:00.000-08:00

The girls thought it would be a fun idea to take pictures of bathroom graffiti and shake their head in shame about how immature high schoolers really are. "Brett Mcrea has genital herpes!" Kristie read. "It's funny because it's true! Hahaha!" Jess smiled to herself, satisfied...because the artist was in fact HER! (it's true! The only bathroom graffiti I ever have and ever will make, unless he happens to get crabs or something. That would be SWEET)

In movies, turning corners often brings upon unfortunate and horrifying events. But nothing is worse than to turn the corner and discover Mr Turner heading right towards you. "Fuuuuuuuuck" The girls said in unision.

"Run maw fuggas, RUUUUN!" Shouted Alison.

Jess was stricken with fear. Luckily Alison had her wand handy and cast "ennervate" on her. Oh Alison, you can kill my Voldemort any day. Alison and Jess wondered if Kovier was thinking about them.

"You guyzzzzz, take a picture of me thinking about boyz too!" Kristie whined, so we did. Here she is thinking about every boy on the face of the earth. Thats our Kristie!

The girls had enough for today and started to head home. On the way, Alison wanted to play on the big toy at our old elementary school, and was horrified when Kristie started explaining to her how babies are made.

They spotted a bench dedicated to former principal Mr Douglas. Remember him? Good guy. Kristie was very sad. Probably because she was under the impression that he had died and that was why there was a bench with his name on it.

The girls ended the day symbolically by seperately walking into the sunset because one of them had to hold the camera.

The End

Written and Directed by Jessica Woodrow.

Actors in order of appearance:

Alison Ross...Herself

Jessica Woodrow...Herself

Kristie Robillard...Himself

Derek Felson...Himself

Heather Corman...Herself

Dale Monks...Himself

David "sexpot" Graham...Himself

Alex Turner..Himself.

No feelings were hurt in the making of this presentation, except perhaps mine when Mr. Graham put his arm around vein man instead of me. I'll be ok...

NEXT: Jess, Alison, and newcomer Logan in The Adventures of Visiting UVic and Going to the Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Premiere.

No offense y'all

2005-11-15T22:13:00.000-08:00

...but I couldn't help myself. Actually this is a little number that J-wood and I cooked up together. Perhaps it would have been better meant for a certain other theory member though...one who seems to think particular adjectives about m'colleague and I...who's name starts with neither K nor D...

...yes.

Jess, Alison, and Kristie Visit the School, Part Two.

2005-11-14T18:37:00.000-08:00

The girls decide to visit some teachers. On the way, they bump into Ms. Corman whom with they proceed to have a highly intellectual conversation with.Ms. Corman is captivated with our english skillzorz and pats herself on her back for doing such a good job.

"You know, Alison" Ms. Corman begins, "You always were my favourite student along with Dave. Have babies quickly!

"...", Jess exclaimed.

Next Kristie and Alison wanted to bug dear old Monksie, and upon discovering that his room was vacant they pulled some crazy stunts such as the above! Oh girls, you so car-A-zy.

"I read that shit." Alison proclaimed.

On the way out, they bumped into Mr Monks and Ms Corman and proceeded to have another very intellectually stimulating conversation. "This conversation is so mentally satisfying that I have to stroke my chin to convey the amount of pondering I am doing." Monks says.

Then Alison and Jess started thinking about Kovier.

Like children in a zoo, the girls chased and took pictures of all the crazy animals. Like Redus Neckius

...and sk8rboizus.

"Man we are soooooooo cool." Jess stated, standing on her tiptoes just so she could literally look down on everyone.

Next they visited Mr Valen, and after several rounds of mental abuse we took this pretty picture. The smiles are just masking the intense hurt beneath.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" The girls screamed. Guess who we're visiting next!
"OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM ACTUALLY SPEAKING TO YOU ONE ON ONE THIS IS BLOWING MY MIND." Says Jess, speaking to Mr. Graham one on one while simultaniously having her mind blown into little pieces within her skull.

Mr. Grahams idea of a hi-larious picture.

After avoiding the prospect for several minutes, Mr. Graham finally lets us have a group picture. "Put your arm around them!" One of the students yells. Jess then makes a sound which was SUPPOSED to come out as "How scandalous!" But instead comes out as a shudder of pleasure. How utterly embarassing! He puts his arm around Vein Man instead.

Stay tuned for the final chapter!

When trends go too far...

2005-11-13T23:45:00.000-08:00

It's horrible, yes, but it always happens, and it's always ugly. I'd tell you the other victims of this syndrome, but I've thankfully forgotten them. Good Riddance to Bad Trends

Jess, Alison and Kristie Visit the School, Part One.

2005-11-10T23:12:00.000-08:00

Visiting the school has been a plan of ours for a while now, but just recently had we come up with the brilliant idea to tell this adventure through a series of over-posed pictures. The end result is both humourous and horrifying. Enjoy.

Alison and Jess look very scholarly for their visit to the school. They have people to impress! Kristie, not so much.

The girls had a lovely brisk walk to the school. It was a beautiful day and they were excited to visit their old teachers and mock everyone else.
As they approached the school, the girls became a bit nervous! "Gosh, you guys, we haven't been here in so long!" Alison said, "What if everything has changed? What if our favourite teachers have forgotten or no longer care about us? However shall we cope?" Oh Alison, she can be quite the worrywart sometimes!

"HEY It's our corner!" sqealed Kristie, "Let's take a a picture of us standing in it!" So we did.

Then Jess noticed something peculiar on the wall. She scoffed in disgust: "My blind, arthritic, and generally unartistic great grandmother could have created a prettier picture than this." Kristie and Alison nodded in agreement.

As the girls made their way through theschool, they noticed how much has changed and took pictures of said changes. "My god..." Alison mumbled. "Th...there are BLINDS on the windows!"

"Holy CRAP!" Shouted Kristie. "They seemed to have removed the middle rows of lockers in each house creating a sense of opennness!" The girls proceeded to dance gleefully in this new space of joy.

"WOAH, HOLD THE PHONE" Said Jess. "Were the numbers of each houses ever this big? And Bold? No, no they werent! Take a picture of this shit."

"Hey look!" Said Kristie. "The computer room floor is COMPLETLY BLUE" Alison looked dumbfounded. "My god Kristie, that it is!"

"WOAH MAN, WOAH. I'm sorry, but was this here before? THIS IS BLOWING MY MIND" Oh Jess, so easily mindblown.

After nearly witnessing a rumble in the hallway, Kristie and Alison pretend they are in the Westside Story. The garnered several snobby looks, but they just kept on dancin'. Oh, girls!

"Sweet, it's Derek Felson!" The girls exclaimed. Now that they have a designated picture-taker, what sorts of hijinks will they capture on camera now?

Next: The girls harrass some teachers, check out the ass of one teacher, and make fun of high schoolers as they are clearly lesser beings. STAY TUNED!

THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED

2005-11-10T00:35:00.000-08:00

Upon realizing that kovier is actually smokin' hot, even under all that makeup, some exchanges were had. Including this gem.

Comic Numero Quatro

2005-11-09T16:57:00.000-08:00

Hey y'all. I mean...you all. Here is a fancy new comic from me, so how 'bout that.

Fruit PUNch

2005-11-08T14:06:00.000-08:00

I think we should all give more credit to David's favourite medium of humor. Making puns is damn satisfying.

Bitch, Please.

2005-11-07T22:24:00.000-08:00

A brand new comic from me, complete with explitives. I'm not sure, but I think you guys just got served.

Debut

2005-11-07T17:16:00.000-08:00

Threatened. Annoyed. Emasculated. These are just some of the things that the boys of Theory of People should be feeling upon the debut of this new webcomic site, Concept of Humour, created by long-time scoffers Jess and Alison. That is all.